Thank God for Amygdala!

Amygdala: "Our plans for the new year call for bootstrapping our way into interfacing our system architecture so that we have truly synergistic results. We have taken a strategic decision that we will leverage our restructuring with significant rigor. We are bearish on the actionability of our through-put, which will prevent commoditization of our posts. Amygdala's ability to disambiguate information will allow our best practices to provide a business plan that will serve a disintermediating function for our end-users. We believe our core competencies provide a critical path for our ability to modularize our deliverables. This is mission-critical.

We will acommodate concerns of our readers by, at some juncture, emphasising accountability and the top line, to ensure that we remain right-sized. This will empower our analytic teams to viably drill down to and create value with granularity for our readers. Our competitive analysis informs us that our plans for cost-containment will ensure the success of this decisive action and position us for substantive pro-active responsiveness, even in a weak market. At day's end, we will programmatically ramp up to operationalizing our paradigms with robust and scalable real-time turnkey solutions that will take us to the next level.
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The best corporatespeak I've ever heard... What can you add to that?