I'm only pulling your Chang...

Wonkette - jeb bush

Jeb Bush, at a ceremony naming Marco Rubio Florida House Speaker:
''I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.''

Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift.

But wait there's more!

"Faced with a stalemate, then governor apparently 'unleashes Chang.'"

Hoo Boy! I'm soooooo taking that one. read the rest of Wonkettes fabulous snark. This ones totally worth it.

Hang on I gotta go and unleash Chang...