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I saw this at Jesus' General today. Looks like a real hoot.

You get all of your standard Christian teaching along with a whole load of combat tactical training to go along with it. Climbing tower, Rappelling, Marching, and lets not forget Firearms training too. Sure to please any youngster.

Yeah, the program is for kids. You gotta problem with that? Future school shooters need to know the proper way to reload. Once they figure out that Christ can't keep them from feeling alienated during high school they will have all of the tactical training they need to lay waste to the heathens that persecuted them; just as he persecuted their lord.

See you in the next life!