I 'm getting a headache...

This might just be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of and you can of course bet that it's our gub'mint that set it up. You see, it seems that there are 36 highly trained.. Wait for it.. Dolphins...With... Really I'm not making this up.... Lethal poison dart guns, on the loose in the aftermath of hurricane Katrina.

Seriously.

This is the kind of thing that can only happen when defense beauracracy gets too big for oversight.

36 Armed and dangerous Dolphins... How do you make anybody believe this? I mean, really, who would believe it.