Holy SHIT! The earth is FLAT!!! FLAT!!!!!

CNN.com - Rice makes surprise visit to Iraq - May 15, 2005

Rice, making her first visit to Iraq as secretary of state, spoke to hundreds of U.S. troops and diplomats in Baghdad.

"I want you to keep focused on what you are doing here," Rice told the diplomats and troops who gathered in one of Saddam Hussein's former palaces. "This war came to us, not the other way around."

Oh. My. God. (Emphasis mine.)

How bout "Saddam came over to Washington DC and held us all at knifepoint! We had to do something!!!" or maybe "We had no choice! Saddam kept our inspectors out (ok maybe not) and had all of those Weapons of Mass Destruction (Ummm.... so not that either...) and was attacking all of his neighbors in the middle east (not soo much...) We had too!"

More likely "Myy boss has a dick about the size of a cocktail frank and he needed a way to feel manly. Come to think of it this makes ME feel kind of manly too!"

Give me a break!

Fuck these people.